Will Ferrell Crashed A USA Party In Recife And Said He'll Bite Every German Player If That''s What It Takes To Win

Well that sucks for the Germans.  Pretty much a game over scenario right there.  No way we lose now with Will Ferrell and Teddy Roosevelt sneaking around crashing USA parties and getting people to lose their fucking minds about today’s game.  The Germans should just hop on a plane and head back to Germany at this point.  Who else got goose bumps on top of their goose bump’s goose bumps when Teddy had the crowd do the I Believe chant?  Yeah, me too.  Let’s go.  Let’s get this fucking game started already. ‘Murica.

PS- I know it’s all about #OneNationOneTeam today but the guy wearing the Miami Heat needs a solid punch right in the nose.  Why would you wear that?  Why?  Wear a USA shirt.  Drape yourself in nothing but an American flag.  Anything.  Literally anything other than that.  Exhibit #8935987345 why Heat fans are the worst.

U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!  U-S-A!